What’s got you behind the 8-ball?
Nothing in particular, but I’m posting this at around 11 PM and I’m struggling to think of anything I actually accomplished today. I don’t like days where I don’t get anything done—or more specifically, where I look back and I can’t really account for all of my time. It makes me feel like I’ve wasted my day.
Who would you like to see a VH-1-Behind-the-Music-style documentary about?
No one, actually. At this point we live in an age where if I want to know all the dirt on someone, there’s probably a tell-all biography or two I can pick up.
What are you likely to find behind your sofa?
Dust bunnies and the occasional sock.
What’s something you’d like to put behind you this year?
A couple of health issues and some less-than-beneficial relationships.
What’s something you don’t want to eat if there’s no ketchup?
Nothing, because ketchup is a foul, unholy creation that belongs nowhere near food.